You know the sound.
You’re in your house on an otherwise quiet weekend morning, and all of a sudden it sounds like somebody with an amped-up chainsaw is about to burst through the wall.
You peer out the window. It’s no chainsaw-wielding maniac, but you almost wish it was. Instead, it’s your neighbour swinging around their goddamn leaf-blower, shuffling around a few leaves in an absurd display of deafening power.
“Nothing good can be said about leaf blowers,” recently wrote Kevin Van Tighem, a former superintendent of Banff National Park, in Alberta Views magazine. “Nothing. They blow the blessed stillness of the living world into maddening chaos.”
Does winter bring respite? No. In a winter city like Calgary, it only gets worse. The leaf-blower morphs into what Edmonton writer Tim Querengesser calls a “100-decibel carbon shovel.” Here come the snow removal crews, roaring away.
City crews use them. Citizens use them. Landscaping crews use them. Everyone, it seems, feels entitled to their leaf blowers. But it comes at a price. We give up both silence and our sanity.
What to do? Many cities have banned or restricted them. Cities like Berkeley, California, ban them altogether. Some cities ban them for certain times of the year, at least keeping summertime free from the irritating buzz. Earlier this year Maplewood, New Jersey, introduced a ban that stretches from mid-May until September’s end.
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“It’s a quality of life issue, it’s a health issue, it’s an environmental issue,” Maplewood deputy mayor Nancy Adams told the local TV station.
In Calgary when we talk about problem noise, we tend to focus almost entirely on motorcycles. This is misplaced. A motorcycle rips though the silence and is gone, disappearing around the bend. Not so with the leaf-blower. It persists. There’s your neighbour, still blasting away.
Jeremy Klaszus is editor-in-chief of The Sprawl.
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